External: [link] Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

Awesome list of things not to do in the army. Bonus: another smaller list of things not to do in the workplace. Both will make you laugh.

My favorites:

7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”