External: [link] Moby Dick Illustrations
External: [link] Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army
Awesome list of things not to do in the army. Bonus: another smaller list of things not to do in the workplace. Both will make you laugh.
My favorites:
7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”
External: [link] 2leep.com: Connecting Bloggers
This site has a lot of interesting links, I wasted about 20 minutes clicking stuff before I realized I need to get back to work.
External: [Link] "It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."
This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have read on the internet in a long time.
External: [link] Top 10 Reasons Why the World Won't End in 2012 : Discovery News
Just in case you wondering why the earth won't be destroyed in 2012, here's a nice list of 10 reasons.
External: [link] Toby, Dave & Ian Explain XKCD
If you're a fan of the XKCD (and let's face it, who isn't?) online comic then you might also like these brief explanations on why the comic is funny.
External: [link] Awesome YouTube Comments
Why manually sift through all the crap Youtube comments just to find the good ones when this site can do it for you.
External: [link] Random thoughts from people our age
Throughout the 61 items you'll find gems like:
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
and:
I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
But the whole list is actually pretty funny.
External: [link] Favstar.fm
The best Tweets decided by favorite count. Some funny tweets in there, it's really a shame there Twitter streams for the different counts suck so bad by not containing the tweet text, just a link to the text on their site (dumb).
External: [link] I freaking love this web comic: Space Avalanche
1 Where else can you see the truth behind evolution or Batman killing Alfred (Don't worry, Alfred killed Batman earlier).
I went through the entire archive, I haven't done that since I first discovered The Perry Bible fellowship.